Big Rude Jake
- Queer For Cat - 
 
I stayed out late last saturday night 
and I finally made it home about three 
and oh my lord, when I got through the door 
well what did ja think I'd see 
with her hair up fine, and a scoopin-neck line 
and a red dress bustin at the seems 
with the music slow and the lights down low 

I saw my girl with the girl of my dreams 

well, my gal is queer for cat,  
she's queer for cat, and that's a fact 
she like 'em tall and slim and stacked 
and she likes it that I like it that she likes it like that 
she said let's go swingin' 
let's paint the town 
you and me, the kitty makes three 
no doubt about it we sure get around 

yeah, my gal it queer for cat, 
she's crazy 'bout the ladies 
who know where it's at 
she got a knack for ballin' the jack 
but she could peel a jill just as easy as that 
Yow! 

well in days of old 
-or so I'm told 
them Greeks and them crazy old Romans 
were want to employ some fat little boy 
in the place of a sweet fine woman 
now in the modern age we've changed the stage 
but them folks are still slaves to fashion 
people still do what they're told to do 
but now the tread is much more to my likin' 

I say now, 
my gal is queer for cat,  
she's down on the mound and sweet on the slack 
well she can please the pink in 5 minutes flat 
and she likes it that I like it that she likes it like that 

she says let's go swingin' 
let's jump and jive 
mm I know a spot where the music's hot 
and you'll be the happiest man alive. 

<spoken>I'm standing there and I'm looking at two at a time 
and I'm goin' to myself -all right, like a dummy now. 
"that's find, take me away"</spoken> 

my gal is queer for cat, she's queer for cat and that's a fact 
she likes 'em tall and slim and stacked 
and she likes it that I like it that she likes it like that 

my gal is queer for cat, she's queer for cat and that's a fact 
she likes 'em tall and slim and stacked 
and she likes it that I like it that she likes it like that 

<spoken>mahahaha 
and let me tell ya, she likes it like that 
-I seen 'er!</spoken> 
 
 


Lets swing Daddy-O!