the other night I
took a ride
with little old Lucy
Brown
we went to all the
honky-tonks
and we really got
around
she's five foot two
with eyes a-blue
as pretty as queen
I didn't know her
pop was a city cop
and she was just fifteen
good morning judge
why do you look so
mean, sir?
I'm misjudged, what
can the charges be?
if there's been trouble,
I will plead not guilty
it must be someone
else
cause I know it can't
be me
filed my income tax
return
thought I'd save some
dough
I cheated just a little
bit
cause I knew no one
would know
I got some money back
this year
like I always do
they'll have to catch
me before I'll pay
the internal revenue
good morning judge
why do you look so
mean, sir?
I'm misjudged, what
can the charges be?
if there's been trouble,
I will plead not guilty
it must be someone
else
cause I know it can't
be me
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my wife and I we separated
just the other day
the last thing that
she said to me
was brother you will
pay
she said I'd pay her
every week
I'd better never fail
before I ever pay
her a dime
I'll die right here
in jail
good morning judge
why do you look so
mean, sir?
I'm misjudged, what
can the charges be?
if there's been trouble,
I will plead not guilty
it must be someone
else
cause I know it can't
be me
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